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And now I bestow it upon you.
So what are you, about 250?
What do you think, I'm in preschool?
Okay, there's laundry in the washer, Mommy and Me class starts at two
- Bye! See you next week. - Bye!
- He's here. - I'm the plumber.
Sorry, but when you go fishing, you want the smartest, most scantily-clad bait.
What, nobody "woot-woots" anymore?
She has my super-magic scarf! My recital is tonight!
and I really got to know your kids,
I know I look like I got it going on, but deep down, I'm a wreck.
and don't forget Tommy gets his bottle at six.
Remember that magician at the party who tried to hypnotize me? It didn't work.
We can bring two carry-ons, right?
Actually, those are Channing Tatum's butt cheeks.
Just so you know, if any of my clothes turn out to be magic, they're all yours.
Just give me a sign. A hint.
No, don't worry. We've got you covered.
I've got a special guest coming live from Harvey Milk Elementary,
And coconut shrimp and mixed nuts and free ice.
He's a Navy SEAL and he writes those romance books you buy at the supermarket.
Hypnosis isn't real.
- Boxcar. - Good night, everybody.
And we appreciate everything that you do. We love you.
Tommy flushed his diaper down the toilet.
Aw, this breaks my heart.
What?!
I hope you learned your lesson.