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Okay, how about this? How about I tell you what I'm feeling?
- But-- Okay. Um, I have feelings, right? - Uh-huh.
It is, actually. In fact, I gave it a lot of thought...
So that's Stephanie, huh?
I heard you ask it over and over.
Okay, maybe this whole living together happened...
Do we need to talk, or do we need to talk.
...and I know that you're lying but I pretend like I don't care...
Sure sounds like a tumor...
- Good night. - Leonard, there's one more thing.
I seriously doubt it.
Article One, Section Three of our roommate agreement.
Good. Good.
Okay. Um....
- It's done. - Good for you.
- For how long should--? - Eh, eh, eh!
I will give either of you $20 right now to trade pants with me.
...kind of suddenly, but it's fine, it's great.
- Really? - Yeah, it's wonderful.
No, it's more of a relentless, narcissistic drone.
...nor does she intend to play a percussive or brass instrument.
Nice. Cotton?
Circle, circle, dot, dot, now you have a cootie shot.