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What are you washing, a crocodile?
Um. Uh--
Can I at least have the upper GI?
There.
No. The pants that Stephanie got me.
...all the weekends of a given month plus three weeknights."
- Hello. - Hi. Stephanie, right?
What's that?
- ...I really like you. - Oh!
- Sheldon? What are you doing here? - Hang on.
- He did very nicely. - But see? She's not offended.
My girlfriend is not gonna give you a prostate exam.
Well, it's very casual. No dress code or....
Little bit.
Look, I'm just saying, um...
- You know, she seems very nice. - Oh, she is. She's terrific.
And then you never call me, so I call you, but you don't call me back.
She must have--
We're not living together.
You have a really good grasp on this.
Yeah, I could say something like that to her.
Of course. Why don't you tell me what you're feeling?
You know, if you can't talk to her, why don't you just text her?
Oh, sweetie, you can't machine wash these. They'll be ruined.
Yeah, there's no inflammation at all, Sheldon.
Hm. Yes, you did.