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- I've already had diarrhea today. - Mmm.
Yeah, that's right.
Ooh.
Jake and I have played in a weekly basketball game for about seven years.
I mean, around here, you just can't let your work
This? This was all here when I got home.
and yell at sports figures and reality stars.
Jordan and I have been together for almost 30.
'cause I read on the Web that it will make the baby gay.
- Yeah. Drew, I'm with someone. - Not where I was going.
Oh.
- ELLIOT: And then... - Go through here.
and then by week six, we are back to nasty town.
Denise caught me up to speed.
This is Ben's heart we're talking about.
I don't do it on purpose.
- Okay, that sounded weird. - You know what else is weird,
I love you.
Yes.
- Fine. I'm gonna tell him you said that. - No! No! No!
LUCY: Time to shine. Here I come, Ben.
and you're doing it well, really.
giving it away to any guy that would buy her a free steak.
So, Jordan is after my stuff,
Tonight, I was ready.
J. D: I guess you're just lucky if you have someone
You two, come on, now. Nobody wins at cancer.
Turk said that once the kid's born, our lives are gonna change forever.
Our kids go to the same school together.
Your shift is over and I'm taking you on a babymoon.
Well, I'm sure there'll still be cuddling, right?
J. D: Turk freaked me out about what would happen
It's behind me, isn't it?
things are gonna go back to normal, okay?
(ELLIOT SIGHING)
I put it right into my schedule for after the baby's born.
All right? You're not gonna have sex for a long, long, long, long time.
You and Elliot aren't having sex till after the baby's born?
Oh, I wish. No, it's my post-pregnancy action plan. See?
Totally.