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Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about this?
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¶ My mama told me, son. ¶
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Maybe this will turn out great for Moe.
Oh, there's a lot of dark thoughts in there.
His... wi-i-ife?!
Well, I'm not marrying a butcher.
We're gonna go hard core!
"Moe gives...
You look just like the Pennywise.
Yeah. Uh, excuse me. I'm also working this event.
And as for the rest, why don't you double-check that name, huh?
I dream about needlepoint.
I think it knows what I'm feeling.
then the fire go out...
My only friends are the ghosts that came with the bar.
Uh, hello. I'm looking for a Mr. Buttface, first name Ima.
but I did not order no mail-order bride!
Um, sunflower?
Isn't that wonderful?
I work hard, clean up bar.
I don’t hear an oil
Oh, I finally have a dad again.
Now talk.
Keep the nickels for yourself.
Tastefully. Tastefully.
Well, I haven't, but you've got to get her back.
And then, of course,
Duffman is here.
So, um...
Serious, serious debt. (laughs)
MOE: Uh-oh, am I falling for her?
(gate squeaks)
Just like the one my dad liberated in Afghanistan!
Yeah, I read him divorce decrees to get him to go to sleep.
Even Amazon can't find you here.