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‐of an Irish Derby winner. ‐Okay, um...
knowing that Laszlo and his silver tongue
We are definitely cutting back on the ritualistic dancing.
♪ Tonight ♪
It's more of a courtesy call.
Hey, dipshit.
‐Yeah. ‐You do?
You will remember nothing.
‐Good night! ‐Hey!
‐ ‐This year, I am turning 100 years old.
And now you're horny because you just got negged again.
Indica v. sativa, legalization rules,
and the various abattoirs.
- ‐Let's talk about this. - ‐
as leaders of the Vampiric Council.
Laszlo, you know that thing you always wanted to try?
So you're saying you...
I feel much better about that.
How about you slumber on that?
because we work together.
‐Laszlo. ‐Ah, yeah!
Even I, full‐time staff,
I'd go myself, but...
this place is Valhalla.
‐ The actual Sire? ‐The Sire?
Fucking guy.
and I don't remember‐‐ I wasn't myself.
I'd explain it to you, but you're probably too naive
while I deal with the water and power company
have laid a foundation for me
Say hello to my little friend.
‐No. ‐You're getting me, I think.
You're funny.
♪ You're dead and out of this world. ♪
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Is that the Cloak of Duplication?
they're not really interested in any of that.
♪ A dream come true ♪
Could I sing you something?