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Let me, uh, ask you a question, Dave Lewis.
The treasures of many generations of vampires
Egypt's Longest Penises.
... but, I can't be fucked
Do you ever wonder that maybe
‐Vampire hearing. ‐Yeah, I'm okay with that.
What do you want?
Yo.
What is it now?
‐Don't write that down. ‐I'm sorry, what shit are you qualified to run?
I thought we weren't supposed to touch that.
It's pretty cool.
and I just kind of take it for granted.
‐My lucky night. ‐Yes.
My brain in this package,
Was I turned,
Bat! I‐I can't fly.
So, look, the reason why you guys haven't heard from us is
Okay, now, over here we have the break room.
Meg, I think?
You can store him here until the end of the workday.
‐Got it. ‐How's that for an old lady?
we are going to Queens.
The moment I saw the Cloak of Duplication
that I'm eager to try.
‐ ‐Wait, wait, wait, wait.
or watch these hot buns walk out the door forever.
For now, I am letting Nandor think that we are
and welcome to my crib!
Everything you want to know about vampires
‐Fuck off. ‐Let's skedaddle here.
I have never been very good