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You didn't tell me you didn't know how to put it on, Larry.
Oscar!
He did cure your vagina, did he not?
Okay, cancel lunch, and why?
No, I'm not using them anymore.
He says it's no good for me to keep going and going.
Jeff could have left the door open.
I'm trapped for life, and she has no,
out of the park, home run,
What are you doing?
Maybe he went to get something from his car.
What the hell does he need this stuff?
Come on pal, hop in.
You should just go there and demand that they pay you
Jesus.
So, uh, I wanted to talk to you about antoinette.
Hey.
the money they owe you.
Oscar!
and his, his bark is like...
( Drums playing )
Well, I don't use it that often.
Just flipping around.
I am completely numb.
Yeah, how long you think I want to do that for, huh?
Wow, "college girls gone wild".
Why don't we do this?
Hey.
So you're opening...
What?
I've used condoms before, Larry, they don't help.
So we use condoms or something.
What, you quit? No, you can't quit.
And then the next day it's over.
( Growling )
( Whistling )
Get some mentos for me.
( Knocking )
Which character are you gonna be?
No, no, I didn't mean you.
I'm not saying don't take him to the vet, but if he needs to.
No, no, but I want you to think about...
How do they get the essence of orange like that?
It's a custom.
Yeah, but, you know, you went off the pill.
Nothin'.
You won't believe the...
You know, I got these blended bifocals.
Oh, dear god, you're trapped.
Should we, should we take him to the vet?
Okay, okay.
Oh, yeah, we'll have like an auto focus party.
and you're planning a trip.
Jeff and susie.
as though somebody was trying to strangle him.
I need his number.
Really? Wow.
It's an estimate.
I'm sorry, I totally forgot.
He's, uh, just moping around, same old thing.