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Do your own errands, run your own life.
It could apply to anyone.
( Phone ringing )
I've come to collect my money.
They're designed to go the other way and,
Who's timing you?
So what are you breaking up with her for?
I'm too embarrassed to go to the drugstore.
Yeah, well, he knows about it.
Hmm...
See, now if I could get those two back together.
Hurry up!
Okay, so lie and then get some treats for the car?
What?
Hey.hey.
All night, my friend...
Um, what are we doing about the poison oak in the backyard?
I ordered a pilates video.
And, uh, cancel lunch with, uh, Jason small for me.
Yeah, I'm having a lot of problems with her.
Yeah. Re?
( Imitates foreign language ) okay.
Lidocaine.
She knows my dietary habits,
Jeffrey, what's wrong with him? I'll talk to you later, bye.
Everlast condom?
You keep that trap shut.
She knows more about me than Cheryl does.
I'm Bob crane. You're Bob crane.
Yes, they are, but if you want to see how wild they really get
I slipped it on the way you're supposed to put it on...
You know what, I wanna go to the car and get my other glasses, okay?
I'm done, I quit, no, I quit, Larry...
I'm not a pauser, I don't like pausing.
Well, I got a couple of things for you to do.
watch it and the whole time we'll monitor Oscar.
You're a better person than that.
Okay.
How is it?
Susie took him to the vet.
She quit, she quit.
( Females screaming and cheering )
Yeah, when...
Well, maybe somebody left the door open.
Yeah, wandering bear.
Yes, I think it has something to do with the incident.
everybody I know and...
Yeah, of course, of course, Marvin's...
What is it, you're impotent?
That's a "t".
Oh, my god!
You did not hit that dog.
Anything else?
Oh, "college girls gone wild",
Larry?