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Why?
I sharpened a pencil in my bum
Will you please help me?
(light applause)
I've never had sex before,
Well, I remember the time
Hey, stewie, everything sounds like rushing water.
Wow, the best of the world's wildest police chases.
Heh. That stripper has a rash on her ass,
(baby crying)
But I'm probably just going to call her "annal" for short.
Watch this.
Have you given her a name yet?
So I cloned myself.
The kids say you gotta go viral to promote yourself these days.
I'm not proud of this, but I need to lick that up.
That was very correct of you, bitch stewie.
Yeah, the doctors said I'll be lucky if I live past 50,
I didn't really want to do the work,
Ho, boy, they have got you.
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(snoring)
He's got quite a grip.
Do you wish to put this child up for adoption?
He's an impressionist.
Somebody else will come along and get it right!
Like my palestinian alarm clock.
Because bitch stewie was stooling in the tub, wasn't he?
I abandoned my daughter!
(chuckles) maybe.
(feedback squealing) (screaming)
She said, "don't share answers"!
Brian, I can't go to the bathroom by myself.
Even though you did the poos, stewie.
chris crocker 3 x 7 x 79 = 1659
That's good. We don't want him thinking too much.
A nudie bar is the perfect way to celebrate
Okay, next up on the stage,