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l'm addicted to ''Architectural Digest''. Jeremy Fields.
Say hello to my date.
Then we should dance to it.
Your name's on the invitation, too.
lt's amazing.
You missed my poem and most ofthe reception,
Six months to find me an end table and she plans a wedding in four weeks.
Jeremy could use my key.
who not only put me up, she threw this soiree in celebration of my deparure.
A week later, Miranda threw Jeremy a going-away party.
The next night, l made the mistake oftelling Big about the poem.
- Well, l'm pretty beat. - Did you want to go?
And suddenly it hit me: two people were committing to a life together
But next time, be at the door...naked.
Everybody ready?
l want someone who's going to be with me until the end...
''Just be careful not to eat any buckshot!''
lfthey get married in less than a month, l'm not going.
l give them three months. What are you wearing?
Then they might never have met.
They say when you get a place of your own, someone will propose.
l'm offiicially out of men to fuck. l have to get married or move.
Your father just felt me up.