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These are very dark waters you're swimming in, even for you.
Gigantor. Embezzler. Girlfriend-deporter.
-What are you doing with all this stuff? -I wanna plant things.
I want you to take my virginity.
One of the miraculous weirdnesses of pregnancy.
Besides, you can't negotiate. No one's gonna take a blond man seriously.
The body is where?
My point:
Is this something you're seriously considering?
I just say things.
...and life is short, and people are such phonies."
Can I have my old job back at the maternity store?
And your chapter is very, very short.
Dropped out, went into real estate, market tanked, now he's a pot agent.
They left me to rot in Mexico.
-Gold oregano. -American Idol.
Rodolfo? You know him? Piercing eyes? Total vagina?
Okay?
Not smart enough for academics, not talented enough for sports.
Well, there's nothing weird about that.
-But Esteban, I-- -Leave him a note.
-Get out of my life. -Cancer.
But I found out later she had Asperger's.
Ever get tired of being a complete joke?
I'm going into your house to take a bath.
No deal, Wizard.
Not the bird! I meant the man.