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So allow me this tiny, little, pathetic crumb.
You have to get rid of this baby.
I guess, when I saw you at the--
...who jacked the wrong kid.
-Judah. -Okay. Copenhagen.
Poor little birdie. Go, go, go.
-North Korean nukes. -Rich herb.
Overpopulation. Hive collapse.
That is so sad.
Why don't they make those anymore? Know what I mean?
Is that a Zune? Take that.
While from my perspective, you're that titanic loser of a teacher I once had...
What the hell is that? Hi, Isabelle.
...and a replacement animal companion.
-Okay, that wasn't necessary. -You killed Seacrest.
Selfish, pregnant cunt.
-Oh, Judah, yes. Judah, Judah, Judah. -Copenhagen.
I mean, you're such a studmuffin.
Serious as a Sean Penn movie.
Shane was a good kid. Now he's robbing his teacher.
-Oh, my God, you always quoted that. -That's right.
Try it, and the toaster goes in with you.