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I'll throw some Ambien in Ignacio's smoothie...
...and we hit the road as soon as his eyes close. Okay?
I didn't ask your permission, you faux adult, you skid mark.
And also, I think I'll be living in that garage for as long as I want.
You can't afford that.
Yeah, well, maybe the gopher's already inside, huh?
-...adding the $75 delivery fee-- -Whoa, there.
At the food court. I worked at Hot Dog on a Stick.
Did you know that this baby has a one-in-five chance of being autistic?
Science.
And then we're done with all this, and we'll be safe.
Hello?
Get the fuck out of here before I kick your nards in, you little cock goblin.
Puts you out of touch with your humanity.
Would you like me to make you another appointment?
-So you do abortions too, right? -Yes.
-There's a lot. -What? How?
-You're never gonna do it again? -I won't. I'm sorry.
Do you have to cut him up into little pieces before?
-Lovely. -Mexican drug-lord gangster politicians.
-Credit default swaps. -Lavender.
Your apartment makes me sad.
I bet you're an alpha she-wolf, Nance.
...and maybe the moods will rise and the dark waters will clear.
I mean:
I saw you, and I figured, "I'm just here for the summer...
-Shut up. -You gotta abort that gopher, Nance.