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-Can I kick him? -No, sweetie.
No, you don't make up the names. That's my thing, Goldilocks.
There is nothing I will not do to protect that life.
Shane got jacked for his weed. I just like seeing shit break.
Unfortunately, you're also now part of our friend Ignacio's story.
It's unseemly, not to mention gross abuse of your position.
Keep him company.
Well, I don't really have anywhere to go. Sort of between things right now.
I am so sorry that I exposed him to the world of criminal activities...
The way that you handled the batter.
I'm Andy, but....
Yeah.
-...that terrifies me above everything-- -How can she eat that?
This could be a whole new start for you.
Sometimes-- Sometimes I actually think I'm slightly retarded in the mouth.
Still weighing the whole moving-in thing. But guess who I ran into.
-We found it. By a dumpster. -You don't have to lie to her.
...the bad things. I'm surrounded by men.
I'm sorry I killed your cockatoo.
Super. What's it doing in my house?
You hurtful, toothy little shit.
Take nerd-girl with you. Your usual sidekicks are much hotter.
Copenhagen.
Get in. We'll settle up.
Fucking loved Pudding Pops.
Except for Deirdre.
To stay in your garage while I figure out what the fuck I'm doing with my life.
Fresh from a spell with some revolutionaries in your country.
I can't remember the last time I imagined anything.
I'm coming into some money.