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- It's just not that easy. - False.
- Will you call me? - Absolutely.
because even in a fantasy world, I could never cheat on you.
- So, what about you? - I'm an architect.
(REWIND PLAYING)
We're, like, this close to a cure.
but she looks just like you.
I teach architecture.
OLDER TED: I should explain. Over the years, we had spotted two strangers
you should find someone else,
Oh! Hey, Barney. I didn't see you come in.
Good. 'Cause if you didn't, that would be mighty shellfish.
Wait, I gotta ask. Why did you think I was snobby?
You saw the goatee.
Where'd we go next?
Okay, when Stripper Lily gets out here,
- So you went to a strip club? - (CHUCKLING) Busted.
OLDER TED: And kids, when I told your mother that shellfish joke,
Everyone knows that.
And then watch out, because it is on!
but that guy's a lost cause.
Even if it means finding ourselves on another blind date with each other
You see, you're the only star in the film I never made