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All right, we gotta fix this.
Peter Mayhew, in the fur. Who's with me?
Not everyone is you, okay, Barney?
Now, focus on the next dancer. Put Lily completely out of your mind.
I had no idea.
Let's not forget the menu typo gold mine.
Don't tell me you don't fantasize about other women.
Huh.
Are you kidding? She'd sprint down here with a purse full of singles
Did he juggle? Bad puns?
Lily!
Okay, well, what about me? Aside from the cats,
Awesome! I bet the guys were going crazy.
I'm not suddenly gonna stop making stupid jokes.
- It's disgusting. - Because it's harmless.
Keep panning that river, buddy.
'Cause let's be honest. We are scaring people off, Jen.
- Wow. - Wow.
Even when I do start to have a dirty thought like that,
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen...
- So, Jen, what do you do? - I'm between jobs. Banking crisis.
Yeah, well, it's nice to know "past me" wasn't a total jackass, huh?