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- between his wife's tatas. - I'll kill you!
Look, Jen, I wish I could go back and talk some sense into 2002 Ted,
You'll find your shellfish lady.
Not even about his shockingly small wiener?
Marshall, now that Robin and I are together,
Let's go in and see what they remember.
Dude, Lily gets you in real life.
OLDER TED: Lesbian Robin.
I'm never going to stop talking about my cats.
That is the saddest thing I've ever heard.
You're just looking. It's like fantasizing about other women.
for the second time.
And I know my shellfish pun is stupid, but the truth is,
and figure out what else we do wrong on first dates.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
I couldn't admit I was cold. I didn't want to seem like a wimp
Okay, right. So, if Robin knew that you were here,
compared to your action hero ex-boyfriend who you wouldn't stop talking about.
Psst. Ted.
Expect a standing ovation for picking up a $19 check?
You, too, Ted.