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[ENGINE NOT TURNING OVER] [ALL CONTINUE MOANING]
- I've heard enough. Burn her! - [Shouting]
I sentence you hags to be burned at the stake...
[Screaming]
[All Sighing]
This mountain of stairs used to make bedtime a grueling chore...
Now make with the kids.
We're both 35. We've already gone way past our life expectancy.
And thanks to my prudent editing, tonight's special Halloween show...
[Yowling]
[Grunting]
Well, that hideous creep doesn't scare me.
[All Moaning]
At that point, you will report back here for torture and beheading.
- Little Marge. - [Bat Not Striking Ball]
Sanchez is a witch! - [Yaya] Get him!
Um, two bucks.
And I'm the one who withered your livestock...
[Tires Screeching]
That sounds beautiful, Ned. And let me just say...
If it were up to you, the brew would be nothing but newt eyes.
Hey, "Einsteen," how much for the mood pants?
[High-pitched] Help me! Help me!
Impossible. We burned all the gophers.
[Mutters] How much you got?
- [Ned] Who is it? - [All] Witches!
Uh, we killed her on Sunday.
until you are deemed fit to reenter society.
this device carries a frighteningly high risk of catastrophic-
- Homer, what are you doing? - Something I should have done a long time ago.
What a day. They found out I was a witch, so I had to leave my family.
They could force us to commit wanton acts of carnality.