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I'm exhausted. I've got nothing left in the tank.
and then your ass broke? Not fucking quite
Banana? Nana?
but I'm still loving it.
- _ - Oh, no. You couldn't go, huh?
- Just sit in your chair, sweetheart. - Tina.
A fax machine?
A lot of success. What about you?
If you're sick, you really have to go home, I'm sorry.
And I don't have any green fabric.
And we're gonna wear the pickle costumes we already have.
That's probably Billy Crystal.
- So, it's gonna be a while? - It's gonna be a while.
The stupid family's song was "Going Bananas for Nana."
and I fucking asked Jess Newton to the goddamn naked pole dance.
And it-it-it's no big deal.
to help with the sharks.
That actually is a great question, Bob.
When your dad and Louise get back,
Oh, my God, they're incredible.
All I'm saying is, maybe she got some of this
Oh... oh, my God.
- Come pick me up. - What did Billy say?
Or that time we saw that Porta Potti fall off a truck
I'm gonna go to the bathroom in the aquarium.
- Don't say "See you next Tuesday." - I can poop anywhere.
"Going Bananas for Nana's 90th."
Fish & Chips Acts Like A Fucking Laxative, Tina Uh-Huh
I thought it would be soothing.
I, too, would also like a pickle to eat with my mouth
It just feels like I ate concrete.
Oh! Okay. Okay. I see what you're saying.
All right. We're not waiting
I'll go the fuck to captain d’s
Snakes does sit for happening with you. [snakes]
Yeah, you are.
I'm married to Linda.