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so we can put on our pickle costumes,
Mom's a lucky lady.
Did she fucking say yes, and you were so fucking surprised you took a shit on her?
- Oh, my God. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. - _
Yes, we sort of have an issue in that department,
- Wait, what? - Don't think about it.
Second, I'll be taking you on a tour of the entire aquarium.
And... what the fuck happened?
Let's try this again.
What the fuck are the big ass dogs?
I'm missing a shark feeding. That doesn't feel good.
I'm thinking baby oil. I'm thinking glitter.
Have a great night!
So maybe you could help your little girl
Give it hell, girl. But-but no pressure.
We have to remember exactly where we are
and, Gene, I need you to be you and your dad.
That was a quick one.
Suddenly, it was the damn night of the fucking dance
I'm walking. I'm walking. Oh, my God.
Louise, what are you doing?!
- Go! Go! - I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you.
But, hey, that was just Dad for you.
I'm thinking animatronic doves with human private parts.
You don't do that, but that doesn't mean
No shit for you
Hi, yeah, uh, thanks.
but y-you're not even trying to get her to go other places.
- Kind of busy right now, Mom! - Okay, okay.
I guess I'm just a little surprised
Turns out if you study really hard for something,
Ooh, can you get me some flip-flops
- We know. - Remember when Mom pooped
Maybe you can go at school. I don't do that!
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Team Poops-at-Home.
You know what? Let's all have bananas.
Since you're leaving, I'm gonna take it,
and everything will work itself out here.
- Attagirl. - Hey, Dad? Thanks.
You shut it down till after shark time,
♪ Before cars were invented and teens had phones ♪