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What happened to the game I was dvr-ing?
Okay, great, first off,
so I'm asking for your help to keep this thing quiet,
Stay tuned for more details. That'll be all for now.
We're locked down with 42 civilians,
Tinker bell?
You can't just grant wishes, Jake.
"Please let us know if there's anything we can do.
We know it's not baking powder. What is it?
for accommodating us.
Yeah, actually, we're trying to clean up here, Captain,
Anyways, it's Thanksgiving,
Oh, so your plan is to not take this seriously at all?
And this office is my lamp. Who likes me being in charge?
Huh?
Oh, I just learned the single ladies dance.
couple food delivery guys.
Our options are a bootleg copy of the Diane Keaton classic,
Well, we ran our test.
Can you please calm it down? We're doing fine here.
Right? Yeah.
This is a success story.
To Rosa, I leave you nothing.
Is there something wrong here we don't know about?
Turkey day. Sorry, Boyle.
How about everyone come on, bring it in here, gather around?
Yeah, it's good.
What an ass.
That must be so confusing for you.
And frankly, sir, I'm a little hurt
The Hazmat guys did run some preliminary tests,
My brother-in-law Zeke is in town.
Ooh, should we play capture the flag?
and Li'l Dum-Dum.
Group sentiment, very meaningful.
Done
You're still trying to make people happy.
Oh, I am as serious as a heart attack.
The Captain's the worst.
So why not stand up to this Zeke?