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All right, that's true, but I kept you around.
- Do you not think this is stupid? - It's not such a big deal.
I would've done it right in front of his face, but he stormed out.
- Yeah, it's more like I love her soul. - Mm-mmm.
you don't want me in this. She'll wind up with tuberculosis.
Okay, wait, Larry actually wrote down...
- Don't get him excited, okay? - Okay.
Thank you very much.
You ask way too much. I can't. Oscar, come.
- It's not all about looks anymore? - She's attractive.
Oh, thank you so much.
She's allergic to peanuts, no peanuts.
Does she even know what she looks like?
will someone be able to taste it?
So, where's this HBO special?
No, she needs to be over there with her husband.
I'm sorry. I just got this cell phone.
- No, they're the same. - Um-umm.
- Oh, yes, we do. - I beg to differ.
You know what? I am never having you guys over for dinner again.
If this was your show, then you would make every fucking plan...
Hey, by the way, is that guy any good?
- That's horrible. - Scrabble?
Okay, good, because Richard's gonna come over
Well, if you'd like to tell me.
A praying mantis can use that goddamn phone!
have them come over and cook peanut sauce...
I just...
- What, are you kidding? - What are you talking about?
All right, I think we should... you know.
- I might be losing a testicle. - You're kidding me.
You can't ask...
Look, be man enough. If you gonna be a racist, be a man, man.