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(COCKS GUN)
You set out to fight an animal,
And I did it all without wasting money on one of those stupid welder's masks.
BOTH: (SINGING) Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight
(ROARING)
Okay, it's probably the tag.
(SOFTLY) Marge, are you awake? Marge?
It's so easy to condemn, so hard to create.
Well, I guess I don't have to worry anymore about the dangers of smoking.
Oh, look, Jaclyn Smith has her own line of axe heads!
Choke on your candor!
The bull grizzly is seven feet tall, weighs more than a Mazda Miata
Lise, your stupid present will only last a week.
What can I say? I love nature.
(SCOFFS) That's my old lady.
(BOTH WEEPING)
Ma'am, I will find your husband before that bear kills him.
You can give her one of these, the Kitchen Carnival.
Oh, Goldilocks.
FUCK!
Smooth.