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So you'll have to make a speech, of course.
I need anecdotes.
You're not at liberty to say? He's a soldier in my regiment.
- Higgins? - JOHN: Go away!
You were sick this morning. You assumed it was just wedding nerves.
Caring.
Sorry, there was one more deduction there than I was expecting.
Very easy to push a small blade through the fabric,
Reviewing that information, possibly not your best bet.
- The loos, now, please. - Greg.
I remember she left early.
Dear, Mr. Holmes, my name is Bainbridge.
Where did it go?
one I don't care to bring before my superiors,
Oh, God, what do you call it?
Me talking about girls:
(SIGHING)
- This is a good day. - Not for the Waters family.
Oh, good.
and Davis, Well and Christie are heading up.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
He's soaking wet and there's still shampoo in his hair.
the murder of friends and colleagues.
- Table four? - Done.
you start wishing it sooner just to get it all going?
(LAUGHING)
Mr. Holmes, I honestly think
Darling, I'm so sorry.
So for funny stories, one has to look no further than John's blog.
So, here in front of you all, my first and last vow.
He had a lovely manner.
- Chanel. - Chanel.
He'll be there.
Oh, Sherlock.
So if I didn't understand I was being asked to be best man,
Okay. I learnt it on YouTube.
I will kick this door down.
The whole Waters family, they just walked right out of there.
Why have you suddenly taken an interest in another human being?
Okay, 10 men on the roof. All exits covered.
But in all of this, there is only one element
Robyn.
How did you know? NNY
Am I human?
but stacking up the lives saved against the garrottings,
My belt?
It lacks the personal touch.
More importantly, you'd seen the wedding invitation.
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They're good.
- I know. - Well!
Why are you here?
Major Sholto!
- Makeup? - Clarins.
- to get into this dress. - (LAUGHING)
(BEEPING)
Mary and John...
You don't have to look so scared.
Can't have sometimes. Has to be, um...
- So, Harry? - Uh, no, no show.
You're not really getting the hang of this game, are you, Sherlock?
or going to barbeques with the awful, dreadful,
Actually, now I can.
And certainly not the best friend
He missed a whole Wednesday once, didn't have a clue.
Beheadings.
What?
MRS. HUDSON: (KNOCKING) Client!
Billy Kincaid.
Mrs. Hudson came in one time. Don't know how those rumours started.
Please.
Wedding tradition.
Part two! Part two is more action-based.
- Who? - Gavin Lestrade.
You tend to rub them up the wrong way.
Apologies for earlier, a crisis arose and was dealt with.
Bainbridge? Bainbridge!
So I am human, I'm not as tall as people think I am.
I thought it was you playing.
No. It was just a whirlwind thing for us.
(CLEARING THROAT)
- Job? - Gardener, cook, private nurse, maid.
JOHN: Sherlock, any chance of an end date
So, in fact...
- This is hard. - What?
You know it won't alter anything, right? Me and Mary getting married.
(CHUCKLING) Um...
- What do I do? - You've already done it.
He knows we don't have a friend called Beth.
It's...
- Not a sociopath. - Still? Good.
Ooh, sorry, I...
- ...here today. - (GLASS SHATTERING)
Incredibly fine.
Clever. Important to some people.
And the woman, she knew.
Oh.
but it takes John Watson to save your life.
Everyone has secrets and they all replied too quickly.
Involved? I'm not involved.
Not you. Not you.
I do security work.