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Afternoon, folks. I got a new assignment for you.
Oh, no! It's a lost child! Don't worry, folks. I'll tackle him.
And we're gonna give props to the fallen by pouring a 40 on the curb.
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I said to myself, ''Evans, you forgot Hollywood rule number one-
Homer, no. You'll kill us all.
It worked! It's a miracle!
- Now it ain't Buckingham Palace. - Ohh!
See? And these quizzes are never wrong, Marge.
[ Grunts ] Let's go!
- [ Squawking ] - [ Siren Wailing ]
- Ahh! Son of a- - [ Laughing ]
Our beloved Captain Jack isn't dead after all.
Guess how many boobs I saw today, Marge?
The world looks to us, the college students, for leadership.
Well, looks like you folks are free to go.
I'm not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy! Aren't you, TV?
[ Gasps ]
I promise I won't leave this bed.
I won't even live to see my children die.
I love being married.
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON JUXEBOX]
Okay, ''nonsmoker- add eight years.'' Hmm.
North Dakota, here we come.
#Said the boogie Said up jump the boogie #
Well, why isn't my baby gaining weight?
Cienega here tightening the hose clamps for you bad girls.
Some of us have grammar school in the morning, you know?