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And who in blazes might you be?
We've got a curse to get rid of.
-You killed her? -Who cares?
and when I go to sleep, she murders me for no reason.
It worked.
How come you know so much and I don't?
Or do I?
[gripping instrumental music playing]
Well, I'm Queen Tiabeanie Mariabeanie De La Rochambeaux Drunkowitz.
You need to get a hold of yourself.
Well now, I'm really mad.
[groans] I knew that catchphrase would come back and bite me in the ass.
Oh, no, I gotta get out of this dream.
Guys! Hey, guys, it's me.
-Is that you, Luci? -Heh.
"Have a fifth beer, Bean." And, "Have a sixth beer, Bean."
The depth of our ignorance is something we also don't know.
-[crackling] -Oh!
or pass out drunk or snooze till noon.
Elfo, throw me the sword.
I knew it. I told people I was being controlled by unseen forces
[scoffs] If I were to show you the analytics
[scatting]
You tried to get me mad.
Oh, Luci, I love you.
Fucking peasant
There's no escaping this conversation.
Yeah, but you're just so killable.
Are you okay, Bean?
Yeah, that was fast.
Gaze on their listless expressions.
"So long, fatso"?
[crackling]
Enough with your spinning.
-No, I'm Bean. -No, I'm Bean.
I'm going to call you Bad Bean.
When I die, I go back to Hell.
As promised, four fabulous freaks.
I'll make it up to you.