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I get it.
- What about your baby? - Keep it!
you are the first good thing to happen to us in this godforsaken country.
You got it!
Hee! Hee-hee-hee-hee! Hee-hee.
- Didn't you lose your virginity to Mom? - Mm-hmm.
You wanted both steaks.
I said postpone the steaks! I don't have the wine!
STOP FARTING, PEDRO! IT'S SO STINKY!
Tonight, when Steve's asleep, I'm gonna go in and get rid of all his toys.
- !Hola! - So cute! Oh, so cute!
those toys will be a thing of the past.
Well, if you won't eat for me, maybe you'll do it for...
Sometimes. More often than I'd like.
- Anything? - Anything.
Ahh.,97 Toyota Camry.
You guys wanna pet'em?
Oh, that's what drugs and alcohol are for.