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Okay, great.
This is exactly the kind of thing
* Back and we're back and we're back *
There's no- No, Carol, put down the gun!
Oh, God damn it!
Surgeon General,
is considered above average.
divided by angle of the tip squared.
What if I were to tell you that I think you're fat?
- Argh! - Shh!
You made everyone else get measured with witnesses.
You're not gonna believe what they did this time, you guys.
we're going to give in to their demands?
Well, everyone's already seen it.
- And Jews! - Yeah, Jews!
Hello, students, my name is Dr. Marsh,
No, and fuck Kyle!
Good!
We are going to re-measure!
is now officially moved
Thank you for coming, parents.
UHH! UNH!
'cause them bitches be trippin all the time!
by the angle, or the- what do we call it again?
Well, first of all,
Power to the people! Melt that professor's head with that fucking ray gun!
When we are talking about penis size,
Let's cap and leave 'em in the back of the buildin', mah.
What are your demands?
I continue to summon your attention, do you appreciate that? Fecal matter, breast, jelly digestive system?
but I still have a bigger penis than you!
Butters, I don't have time for this.
Are you homos?
I just seen all this shit frontin', mah.
I'm hung like a horse!
was implemented long ago
Honestly, I wouldn't really care.
who wasn't even born in America!
We all want to welcome our new member, Randy.
Huh? You like that, shitty titty jelly belly?
Are you seriously saying
ain't no fucking good, mah.
7 centimeters.
How about the little girl in the brown coat.
of human sexuality and behavior.
He just cut in front of you in line at the bank.
My dick isn't 1.2 inches either.
carry the 1, and we can see that
and they allowed me to speak with them moments ago.