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I get my own office phone.
Get yourself together
And I'm sorry, I have to say this,
Hey, Ben.
No, we're gonna talk about this now.
You keep your hands off him.
Nothing much. Since I'm here, I just wanted to let you know
"There's nothing left."
Nobody named Julien called.
I don't want lemonade.
Ron Swanson. Chris.
Stop laughing, Muriel.
No problem.
Very odd guy, though.
and he shrinks up faster than an Eskimo's scrotum.
What? A cute fascist hard-ass,
Look, Chris, I'm very flattered
Buy more stocks. Now.
because somebody screwed it up.
Okay, this is you.
It's too sweet and it makes my tongue feel gritty.
and go scuba diving. And we could look at the whale sharks.
in the Public Health Department at City Hall, it's Ann Meredith Perkins! Yay!
How? By shining down on them with the Haverford charm ray.
Buy more crypto. Now.
Everything's good? No, it's not.
But your demands remind me of a different quote,
Okay, you need to be strong, powerful, decisive.
I gotta get out of here pronto.
I loved that pillar.
Should we?
Well, I am very glad you came back up here.