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-Here, take it. I don't want it. -Oh, come on.
Okay. Did you put any effort into it?
(stammers) You want to have the conversation at Zaragoza.
Ah. Excuse me.
No, not from Zaragoza. From here.
I-I can't believe what's going on.
You wanna impress people with lies?
I didn't want to see it anymore. It has painful memories for me.
-Zaragoza? -Zaragoza.
It's too much responsibility, because it may get stolen.
What are you doing? You're writing down again?
-Cassie: That's a doodle. -Andy: This is beautiful.
What happened? You bite your tongue?
'cause I didn't wanna be reminded of it,
where they're in bed together? The bed-in? Whatever that was? -Yeah.
in Malibu, the four of us?
It's unbelievable.
my own fuckin' drink, the Leon Black.
(chomps, groans)
-Who wrote that? Your assistant? -I wrote it.
-Yes. -Let me ask you a question. Are you...
-I'll eat it later. -All right. Fine.
(instinct shouting, guns firing on TV)
-Who does something-- -Larry: Who does something like that?
Are you kidding?
-Okay, fuck you guys. You're so stupid. -Hated it. Hated it.
-And you're doing a speech. -Wait till you hear the speech.
(car door shuts)
Um,
You don't invite a divorced couple to a wedding,
-I'm good. -How are you good?
-He waits on me all the time. -Unfortunately, his auntie died.
Leon: Motherfuckers! (muttering) Get the fuck off me!
-No disrespect! No disrespect! -Lo siento!
Larry: Hey, did, uh, did you try the scone?
First of all, I don't lie.
You put the shit on the table, in the fucking kitchen!
(scoffs) Francisco!
My name is Laverne Cox, and I am so honored to be here
-Honest to God-- -I'll give you two pence.
You made a mockery of the entire event.
20 years.
You just have to know that that whole thing was a-- It was a huge--
Can you, can you donate
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-Speech and money. That's bullshit. -Yeah--
-Yeah, I got a golf shirt. I can't take this off. -We're at an event!
-(apple thuds) -I'll put the apple away.
-It's a doodle. They're all doodles. -No, it's not a doodle.
Uh, you've already done so much,
Is that an answer? What is that?
I chipped my tooth. How about you?
-And I'm not even overselling it. -They look great.
Oh, I'm think-- You know what it is? It's what you find in a large intestine.
-I don't know. You couldn't tell? -No! You should put
Okay. You know what? Are you hungry?
-What's going on? What's going on? -No, no, no, no.
-Basura! -Basura!
-...for ever talking to me like this. Okay? -I don't think so.