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Dimples, "honey brown" complexion, chiseled abs, extra shiny chap-sticked lips...
Shit, I'm sorry! Shit! Jesus! I can't stop!
Then have sleep for dinner!
♪ I think he missed her... ♪
TIGERI (ROARS)
Tom, grew a pair.
Didn't see that coming.
I will not touch your wife.
but because you want to do it!
You have the right to remain silent!
and they were throwing in a lot of free ammunition.
Sarah, that is enough!
Now, I want to be clear, kids...
I appreciate all the love and support y'all been sending me
live onstage during the Grammys.
Well, my daughter would love to meet you.
Hit me, Tom. Come on, hit me now!
I may need to meet her.
You're the man, Tom!
I can't believe you rob liquor stores and you beat up women.
And they consume a whole lot more than regular children
Oh, you mad, Tom? What you gonna do?
You just couldn't leave [Beep] alone, could you?
You're not taking my family!
Oh, I swear to God, Tom,
I'm taking you to man camp.
Tom, that's huge!
Can you get me off?
My retainer is...
Avert your eyes, avert your eyes.
Oi cunt Gonk
I really need to stop getting arrested.
I'm not a loser.
screaming like a little bitch.
No! Do you let her listen to that?
Huh?
"is it me, or is it someone I just paid to rob a liquor store
And women hate to be bored.
No, you want me to defend Pretty Boy Flizzy