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You mean besides Cyril getting captured? Besides that.
...because this stupid building is a tinderbox and I will burn it to the ground.
Cyril! Ooh! Hey, what's your problem?
Bloop! The welsher says-- CYRIL: Psst!
...tearing around on specially-equipped croc-choppers.
Ugh! How much? Hundred bucks each.
...there's about 10 klicks of jungle that I just assume is one giant booby-trap showroom.
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that...
KRIEGER: Pam!
Well, we don't know it was the the-- Aah!
...is to increase tax revenue, through, um...
ARCHER: The tiger says...
Oh, did you forget? I have a copy of your schedule. I know everyone you plan to give a makeover to! Dear Timothy here is going to be very busy working on my convertible. He'll be skipping out on your mangy makeover!
Cyril. Cyril.
Uh, does that include rape-related injury?
Oh, shit.
No, they--
That was a jaguar, dumb-ass.
Yes. Oh. Couple things. A, he's invisible.
Don't worry, Sophia has a plan! Here is the plan. Step 1: New Hairstyle. Step 2: Professional Look. Step 3: Comfy Space. Reveal the beauty behind the giant glasses and long, wild hair. Remodel her apartment so she can live and work comfortably.
I guess I brought it back from Jamaica, but--
Pam, you're melting! You're melting!
You don't give them the money. You can't. They'll blow it on crack.
Oh, boy, am I glad to see you guys.
...and I'll just wait here for a bask of Orinoco crocodiles to wander by and eat me.
Of what, possible outcomes with a 20-sided die?
Cyril.