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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
We should order.
- oak? - It's mostly maple.
There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "Who'll Die Miserable?".
But is it really that cut and dry?
I'm sorry it's taking me so long
- Have you got a smoke? - I quit.
It's not logical. This is love.
with the right man it can be fabulous.
Not nearly enough.
You've just met. I've had pairs of pantyhose longer.
Sorry, but who else can I talk to about this?
That is, unless the man has spunk that's like the rotten egg buffet.
That shit is funky!
is while you can emotionally move away from each other,
They should put that on the pack to cut back sales.
Somewhere out there was a guy who wanted to pull it apart.
oK, I gotta go.
It's not gay, if it's you.
- You've got funky tasting spunk. - What?
Mommy really wanted to get married, so Daddy said, "All righty".
I have a great boyfriend, and I'm not insane.
- He told me at the furniture show. - What was he doing there?
Who wants to split a Rubin?