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Miranda came home to something that was even harder to swallow.
- Let's just say it. You won. - Was there a contest?
You're my booth bitch Yeah, I'm your booth bitch
and cry themselves to sleep in a clean, safe environment.
What? You don't like your salad?
Trey, you look so cute in a cap and gown!
You wax it real good.
Yeah, well... It doesn't quite fit.
Too bad.
Hi, it's me. I need to talk to you about what I said the other day.
If you know anyone who's interested...
- I'm not drunk. - Then what is your excuse?
It was what I needed. A shock treatment to jolt me back to sanity.
I'll get out of here today. Thanks for letting me sleep on your couch.
Now, having said all that,
It's a past life.
and men the right, more logical side.
The upsetting thing is proposing to a guy who says "all righty".
and you have a wife and a drinking problem.
who made a living cutting coming attractions for film companies.
You said I wouldn't be bothered. I'm bothered.
I was gonna ask if you'd look at it with me,
You have one new message.
Like 100 years ago.
- What are you gonna do? - Nothing.
It's fine. He's healthy, and I don't swallow.
It wasn't a left or right-brainer, it was a no-brainer.
This guy is very sour. Like asparagus gone bad or something.