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Oh, chills.
- Where do you stand on it? - Strongly pro.
They do, that's why we marry them.
The truth is...
I guess I'm just the kind of person people like to leave.
Fine. Explain why you've been gone so long and I haven't gotten a single letter.
Goodnight, Rocket Man.
Ma, please, everyone from NASA is listening to this phone call.
But yet, here you two are still together.
...cool.
...and at the same time, terrified.
Listen, you're gonna talk to your mother and you're gonna fix this.
...let's not take a saw to the branch we're sitting on, shall we?
Stop it, Ma.
- Ma... - It's okay.
He can look out the window...
- That's enough. - Okay.
...and it's all so unbelievable.
I was, but it's their anniversary, and I didn't wanna be a third wheel...