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# Had a few drinks #
Fine.
Chase Utley and Ryan Howard of the Philadelphia Phillies.
- Baby! - Oh, whew! God!
This is why I don't leave Philly. You leave Philly, and bad shit happens.
I want to bash you, bunny.
- You run a bar? Oh, I'm sure you do. - Yeah.
I gotta eat pretty soon. I'm starting to get woozy.
Oh, no, they don't. Young ladies do though.
Must be hot, huh? Oh! Hey, you! Mr. Hottie!
How's about we slip into a room and you both split me in two like a wishbone?
I know, it feels like we're walking a lot here, bunny.
- Oh! - Really? You guys gonna go?
Shoot, hell, maybe I knew I wanted it when I-I gave you the ride.
But that's not the point. What do you see there?
- I feel like they're not coming back for us. - They're coming back, okay?
What do you want me to do, give all my money to some toll jockey?
Why is that weird? That makes perfect sense.
Good night, sweet Prince
- Who wears a plastic suit? - I don't know, Frank.
Then I'll just suck all the life out of it and then twist your neck and -
Coconut
- Get off me though, for real. - Okay.
Just open the slot and put whatever you want inside.
Shit! How'd you do that?
- Good, good. - Uh, Mr. Reynolds, there's one more thing.