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Okay, let's give this a shot.
Cool.
Okay.
So far, so good.
Well, the only way to get out early was to volunteer for scientific experimentation.
No, but along those lines.
In 1977, I got kicked off the police force because when I got passed over for a promotion, I sort of took a whiz on the captain.
She looks a tad hungry.
The last time I really upset them with my blunt truths of time travel.
Gus was right about the Twilight Zone.
Hey, that's me from the past.
No!
That's just a little play on Shakespeare, fellas, you know, to ease the tension here.
I'm so happy to be home.
I guess I'll have to... Hey!
Hey, your cockfights suck, you bastard.
Um, one, wouldn't it have been better to discuss your complaint with the captain?
No, but you've been a wonderful audience.
Okay.
That's such a sad story.
Excuse me, I'll get it.
How did that happen again?
Oh, Gus, I'm home.
You poor misunderstood angel.