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- No problem. Thank you. - You've been wonderful. Thank you very much.
Jerry: You told the head of nbc to go fuck himself?
how much tip the guy I was with left you?
- it will. Let's do it. - Fantastic.
I'm just curious. What did he leave?
( Theme music playing )
- I'm gonna talk to the others. - That sounds great.
No "thank you, Larry",
- ( Laughs ) yeah. - And she really thought you were cheating on her?
- Ah yes, thank you. - I hope everything was great.
that every affiliate asks me
Hey.
Why? - Well, when we split the check,
You think it's a tick bite or something?
This one idea that actually happened to me...
You are a picture of happiness.
Oh! - Maybe I'll do that in the car.
Do you want to do a half hour? We don't care.
Ah.
Hey, what about Cheryl?
- Wow. How'd you do? - I did okay.
Well, regardless, Jason... into it,
taking her to a birthday party.
that I was gonna see them about a "Seinfeld" reunion?
Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks. Here's Jerry.
- I haven't shifted. - No, you've shifted.
- that was not tacky. - Yeah, I...
Everybody is down for this?
Okay, well, maybe... All right. All right.
It's about as sorry as I can get.
- You can? Are you sure? - I can. I am very good.
- A tip is a solo. - What is the big secret?
Have you been in any tall grass lately?
That was a complete and utter waste of time.
It... it's just weird to me that you suddenly like an idea
You don't need to concern yourself so much with who's playing George's wife.
I'm gonna write down what I'm leaving right now.
You don't believe in tip coordination, is that it?
Why? Why would he do this? Why would he give... did he do it on purpose?
This is great. And I'm a hero now with nbc.
Hey, it was your idea and it completely works.
- Yeah. I don't know. - Huh?
Let me ask you this question: Was it over $15?