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Yes.
Isaac... Close your eyes.
there's only way to spell my first name.
If I had told you, it wouldn't have been a surprise.
It's midnight.
Yup. It's a funny thing about me and liver and onions.
and my feet feel like it's 3 in the morning.
Uh, no, no. Sit down.
but she reads lips and she says that Mr. Tanner has boring lips.
I love you more than I've loved anybody before in my life.
I went so far as to order the liver and onions,
Denise, why don't you go to bed?
If you do this to Bob Hope, you'll be dead in TV.
Of course, I guess they could have called him Big Bob
You got it.
have been bugging me to get out of this cabin.
My husband's trying to kill me. Whoa.
Uh... Uh-huh.
I'm on vacation.
Harvey, let the captain arrest him later.
I just had to show you who Roxy Blue really is.
with 29 little girls and come home with 30?
Well, I'm not giving you a divorce,
Can't turn down a vengeful corporation.
Is he talked out?
♪ Come rain ♪
Oh. That's right. I forgot.
He's in love with another woman and they...
Oh, yeah, I know.
Aloha!
Yeah. You know, I always get you three mixed up.
Denise, this is a pleasure cruise.
Kahlua.
In about an hour.
I mean, you said, "Hi, Julie."
I really don't want anybody to know I'm on this ship.
But I want all the passengers to have a good time.
Not in English, that I know of.
Roxy? Rox... Roxy.
You're acting like I said something dirty.
see you, that's all.
You're supposed to like it when someone says they love you.
Two, maybe three, tops.
and, you know, all that jazz.
and you're a star.
I mean, how many people do you know
Roxy, nothing better than this
tomorrow night's our last night out.
Go up the stairs, through those doors and forward.
But I can still arrange to have her blown up.
The way they dance today, it doesn't matter.
Don't let him in all night.
Hey, folks, uh, how would you like to share your table tonight
Relax, Jewie Newton
Then why...?
Well, maybe she's traveling under another name.
Well, I had rack of lamb.
I... You know,
Hi.
an international jewel thief on board,
and then take the sash from your bathrobe,
I can't ask her her size, because that'll give it away.
Who...?
Hi.
Listen, um... Well, you're on this ship,
Why don't you just shut up and kiss me?
I wanted some candid shots to put up at the party.
I don't know. I never did get a chance to ask 'em.
and slip it around her neck...
You're supposed to say "I love you too."