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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
What's that?
It was recently appraised at a million dollars.
Party's over. Get out.
- so consider yourself forgiven. - (Whispers) Oh.
Good boy! Good boy!
There's a problem with the gardeners.
but most government aid only goes to poor people.
Come on, buddy. Come on.
Maybe not.
Oscar, no! Aah!
I know.
I'll have you holding that plunger in no time.
Ah! Thank you so much. You are so sweet.
No, she's crazy.
just like you have always taken care of me.
Marisol...
You could've killed her. I know.
and then we're gonna put this nasty little mess behind us.
You know?
(Knock on door)
What do you care who I sleep with?
(Panting)
I'm sorry. I think I left my spare key in the study.
It's the only thing I'm allergic to!
"Oh, my God"?
and I can't afford not to get paid.
I must not be doing it well if you have to ask.
We have safety nets.
I wrote them a check on Monday.
(Laughs and sniffles)
I want that DVD back.
and the last thing I wanna do is give that bitch ammo.
I'm Carmen.
You are going to learn to take care of yourself.
He was so ashamed,
I'm sorry. I got a late start.
That should cheer her up.
It's a good thing,
Did I ever tell you how I got this?
(CD clatters, drawer closes)
You two seem very happy.
Mrs. Peri told me to fix the toilet in the den
No.
Why would she do that?
that I sleep with him.
I mean, was he exercising?
because it's on video.
I'm sure you can get a job
(Panting) Oh, God.
(Chuckles)
Okay?
(Sighs)
(Lowered voice) So... What do you think?
Did she?