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- I've already told them they're crazy. - What did they say?
Susie asked you to come upstairs? My parents are mad you didn't.
I think I'm in love and you might have ruined this for me.
Okay, yeah, I love you, too. Okay, bye.
'cause my wife, she asked me, "What is he sorry about?"
I'm trying to find a place for a table of two, and I just don't have one.
These are my friends, Connie, Robin, from the Mommy and Me class.
For calling me a fat idiot, listen.
By the way, I've got some more news, too...
Q-tips? Okay. Yeah, I'm writing it down.
I can name sources! Sophia Loren was once a source!
It was cruel and not nice.
Because of one stupid little joke I made in the car?
A little bit should be the operative word here.
It's Monday. What do I do on Monday nights?
- Sweet girl. - Look at the way that girl walks.
Thank you.
She's very sweet. I'm taking a leak, the movie's about to start.
You're kidding.
- Maybe I'll call Richard Lewis. - Call Richard Lewis.
- I hate her. - What a sick fuck.
Because any idiot could tell that was just material.
I don't know what he's talking about. I'll talk to him tomorrow.
Easily add two. Come on, join us.