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I don't know, what? You take a bath?
- This is Sofia. And... - Nancy.
No, okay, I gotta go.
Larry, come here for a second. Look who's here.
First of all, they're not breasts, they're just big chemical balls, okay?
"without even asking me. He's an idiot."
Larry, you sat down, and everything was fine...
- Okay, please? Thank you, very much. - Shut up.
- It's over, what you did. - You have to pull yourself together.
- What else? - I can give you the litany.
- I should take my parents there. - You should.
If he leaves that message, you don't know what it means?
You all right? You got really upset, didn't you?
Don't ever put me on a speakerphone in your car...
We're not going out with Richard Lewis and his girlfriend on Saturday.
Mom, Dad, Larry's here.
- What? - They are upset you didn't come up.
- You have no idea what happened? - No.
I pointed out the pants to her before the movie.
Hello?
You wear that 'cause you want people to look at your shoes, right?
I'm your manager, I'm always available.
- He has a date! - So what?
- Big, fat idiot? - Come on.
I thought we should just talk about this.
- And your wife called twice. - Okay, I don't need that.
but I hope you enjoy your dinner nevertheless.
I get the distinct feeling that I'm, like, Himmler's ghost.
- I'm sitting here. Please enter the other way. - Please move your legs.
Yeah. He's going to that Dustin Hoffman movie.
We're going out with the Davids Saturday night.
We'll take the table for four, there'll just be two of us.
Jeff called and left a message on the machine.
Good evening, how are you this evening?