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What about dinner? Are we still on for dinner Saturday?
- It wasn't very funny, obviously. - It wasn't funny.
- You didn't say anything... - No, there was no time, the movie started.
Just my parents, they're in town.
- I gotta get moving. - Thank you, that was really nice of you.
- Easy. - Mom, Dad!
Did you ever hear the word "decaf"?
I told you about the pants, you didn't believe me. You scoffed.
That was flopping, this was not flopping.
It will help. Ma'am, can you come for one second?
- I'm taking in all the facts. - It happened.
Yeah, he's going, but you know, he's got a date and...
But we can't give preferential treatment here.
I got in a fight with his girlfriend...
I just wanna point out, if you're not gonna order dessert...
I would've told him it was the wrong thing to say.
Forget about that tonight. You wanna play golf this weekend?
- How was the movie? - Not bad.
Come on, "ruined it." If I did, I did you a favor, by the way.
Yeah, I heard it's great.
Forget it, I'm not gonna say that.
What I'm saying is, she can find a table for you.
- Having a nice time? - Having a great time.
No, I didn't!
Larry, why? How in the world could you get in a fight with...
- Is it bad for me to walk around like that? - Yeah, it is.
She's your friend.
Now, this is a woman who knows seven languages.