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Oh, hey...
Some of you ladies, you're pretty,
Yeah. Duh.
They don't have anymore questions.
You know, I thought about joining the FBI
Microwave! Yes!
And et al. Et al.
Why don't we secure the perimeter, I guess, or the hall?
I'd think, "Wait a second. Why wasn't the ...
We have this kind of junky, old microwave.
Shut up, shut up.
What are you officers doing in here?
This is my partner, officer Jones.
and go right to your .357 or your .44.
As far as joining the FBI is concerned,
All right.
One dark, one with heavy sugar, light cream.
"aw, hey, you want to rob this store with me?"
It was five of them ... Five black dudes.
after I saw, uh, that movie with Jodie foster
I failed a test to be a member of a book club.
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
$400, burning a hole in my pocket.
No need to salute.
And the county will not give us a new microwave
And crew? And crew?
Thanks for coming so quickly.
All right. Are you ready?
They're only seasonal, too, this time of year.
See you next time somebody gets murdered.
A month's salary. You all heard it.
Okay, what we want to teach you today