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You have a grenade?
Whoo!
I had it, but that's not my gun.
I smell a snow-cone date coming.
Go stand on the other side of the tape?
Some shots. No, some drinks.
Oh, I'm glad you all showed up. Thank goodness, man.
Let's look and see.
Hey, here, you want my clip?
That's for dead people, not living idiots.
Um, why don't you get ready? Take off your glasses.
because I see your lips are not blue.
What do you mean? Like, a line?
I thought that'd be real cool to solve crimes,
[ Siren wails ]
Eww!
What kind of snow cone are we talking about?
Whoo!
[ Radio static ]
Let's move it out.
I'm the most presentational here.
I didn't even know they had champagne.
and it would cost a [Bleep] fortune,
Open that freezer door right now!
Two ice coffees ...
or there's a good chance I could get molested or raped or...
Gimme a "yes, sir." Come on.
Uh, I don't want to be far above in a lab coat or a windbreaker
Whoo!
A new microwave is on the way!
No, no, no, no, no!
Right. I didn't get to the blue or the white.
Okay, gang, I just got off the phone with Carson city,
They wear suits and handle the fluids of dead people, okay.
Let's not act like dicks in front of the FBI, okay?
Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa-ho! Damn it!
that kids do have guns at school, okay?
So enjoy and have a wonderful night.
Well, uh...
That'll do it.