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So if the city doesn't know about it then that makes it...
- How about coming over to my crib? - No, not your crib.
But, mostly at this point, I'm sorry I bothered his girl...
My wife, Carol-Ann.
Damn, girl, what, you lose some weight?
Drop one, get one!
Got that reddies, son. Two for one, two for one.
Date of 10l10l04. 15:04 hours, 30 seconds...
Take that shit somewhere else, nigga!
- It's all yours. - Thanks, Jay.
You can play the good soldier if you want, Commissioner...
Because Russell's a good man. And he's ready to run.
So I can lock a man up or I can move his ass off the corner.
Not at that distance between the doorknob and the floor.
Pull everything, Deputy. That number will stand.
No fucking way, man. Hell no!
The deacon thinks that maybe some people should come in here...
Goddamn!
$927.24.
not hard enough for this right here
Got your running shoes on? You're in.
Now she's calling up asking questions.
What is?
In your life, did you think...
Hey, check it out.
He was fucking everything and everybody!
Get the other girls to come by.
I don't think you know who you're dealing with here.
Yeah, right hand up.
I called Trac, gave them the serial number.
Can't wait to throw away the key.
Went up there to the Harbor with my wife for our anniversary.
It's like the stickup crews have these hoppers...
We're talking TB, HIV, syphilis...
And when we do decide to jump on Hamsterdams...
I see a man without a country.
We have the resources that the city can afford, I'm sure.
- Black, most likely. - That really narrows it down.
Oh, shit, okay. Give him light eyes.
This clown-ass nigga went and got four sandwiches and four sodas, man.
Let's do it.
Well, that depends on who you surrendering to.
After you.
Half these people are dying on their feet...