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Kendra, there's deviled eggs.
That you gave your virginity to your dad.
* y'all done best consider me *
All right, look, look, at this point,
I'm going to stay here and see this through,
Shut the (bleep) up!
You see them shorties?
Junior, if you don't give up your pledge,
(chuckling): This place, always something.
Oh, boy!
* razzle, dazzle, doozle, day *
All: Mm-hmm.
Yeah, so what happened with the fly honeys?
To leave them in their original packaging.
(running footsteps)
(groans) all right, let us turn to a reading
* I don't mind the rain if the rain is just a drizzle *
That is what she didn't say
Drinking melted butter and a kangaroo
80% of food preparers in this country have herpes.
Nothing like watching a bunch of people I've never heard of
You seem to have a certain way with the ladies.
She drinking melt butter for midnight cock
Aah!
I would probably go with the new soda pop
Dad, guess what?
("take me out to the ball game" playing over speakers)
Roberta, please pass me the olive oil.
Flemme des Gens de régis.
Yep. That's my kendra.
Of my virginity after all.
* through good times and bad times *
(growl turns to laughter)
He has no respect for me,
Your genitals and your soul burn.