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A real man always takes his mama's calls.
and watch the game with you.
I really want to feel that chemistry,
Yes, it was. But your music elevated it from a catastrophe
Oh.
- That sounds great. - Mm-hmm.
Sounds great.
Yeah, she's a real pistol.
to know there's a box of cereal behind me.
Well, it is a sports bar.
that something might be bothering you.
About fate finding me someone wonderful.
She thinks she'll never find anyone again.
I'll buy you a new one.
Thanks.
Well...
And while I cannot guarantee success...
And chicken fingers. You said you'd buy me chicken fingers.
- Why not? - A cello guy and a violin gal?
like a hipster you want to punch in the face.
I understand that feeling, more than I would care to admit.
when it comes to women!
No, no, I would never fire you.
Wait, did you just...
Nice to meet you.
You're not giving any of these guys a shot.
And not at the Mensa meeting?