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Okay, you don't have to pretend anymore.
fellow man."
Mmm. Yes. It was nice to dip my toe back in the dating pool,
Not even sweet potato fries.
I'm trying to engineer a relationship for Dani
not as a friend or as a musician, but as a man.
Ooh, but a lot of makeup.
I don't know what I thought, expecting you
Oh. You have my condolences.
She did mention a sister once,
Yeah, I do! I want that!
Oh.
Uh-huh.
and he just wasn't ready to get married.
but your E string is just a skosh flat.
been fun, with all the petty larceny, but...
Oh, look,
What can I get you to drink?
Uh-uh.
while you watch your sports contest?
you know, still be here, but I'd be drunk by now.
so I'm drinking for free.
Still.
Ooh, a naughty girl.
that are out of our control.
Oh, Cindy,
It's nice that you and Felix are trying
And she's never missed a Knicks home game.
And once I compile the data,
What's going on? Are you firing me?
"No husband, Danielle?
The woman is in crisis. Go in there, talk to her
Just say "too much." Don't fancy-pants me.
What do you mean?
Oh, really?
And she ordered fries with her lunch
- Ah, it's just my mom. - Uh-uh.